You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
birth control should be required to get into college
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
