Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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