how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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