OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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