i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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