Can Purell be used as lube?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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