Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Acid is not a monday night drug
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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