Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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