I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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