the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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