I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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