There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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