he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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