Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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