I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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