He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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