dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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