On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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