come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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