where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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