have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We are two peas in an std pod
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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