Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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