Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He has the fingertips of a God
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