Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
why is half of my head shaved?
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