do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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