yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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