Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
there was a trapeze. enough said
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
When did angry sex become our thing?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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