When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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