you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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