How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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