at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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