At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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