My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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