just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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