why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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