I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
