im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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