ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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