oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Girls should come with a carfax report
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...