Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
More tranny stories later!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.