I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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