I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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