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can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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