I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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