drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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