I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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