Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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