you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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