I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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