normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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