: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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