She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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