Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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