what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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